More Funny Signs Print

These were too good to pass up, and there are too many to simply add to the first Funny Signs page.


China getting ready for the Olympics
Sometimes things get lost in translation

<!--[if !vml]--><!--[endif]-->but taste like cat.jpg
But taste like cat

dont blench and reach.jpg
<!--[if !vml]--><!--[endif]-->What ever you do, don't blench &reach...

<!--[if !vml]-->crippie take my seat.jpg
Here, crippie, take my seat

<!--[if !vml]-->great with flied lice.jpg
Great with flied lice

<!--[if !vml]-->one step up from lovely.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Which is one step up from just lovely

<!--[if !vml]-->now we know what duck sauce.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Now we know what duck sauce is.

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A separate entrance for Hos. Why didn't I think of that?

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Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?

<!--[if !vml]-->babys fanny.jpg<!--[endif]-->
You ain't gonna find it there, I assure you.

<!--[if !vml]-->go over there to die please.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Go over there to die, please. Thank you.

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Good to know.

<!--[if !vml]-->liquor heads.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Not nice. Some of my best friends are liquor heads.

<!--[if !vml]-->suspicious market.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Look up and down the isle twice before proceeding...

<!--[if !vml]-->turd baby.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Much tastier than the grown up variety.

<!--[if !vml]-->lettue in pain.jpg<!--[endif]-->
It would be once you start chewing on it.

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To plastic bag abuse, Australia says no!

<!--[if !vml]-->welcome for coming.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

<!--[if !vml]-->hard times.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left.

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Starbucks should be very afraid!

<!--[if !vml]-->rocking elmo.jpg<!--[endif]-->
I wouldn't tickle this one.

<!--[if !vml]-->horsebeans.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.

<!--[if !vml]-->woof.jpg<!--[endif]-->
I knew it!

<!--[if !vml]-->testes to make your heart tinkles.jpg<!--[endif]-->
They should open shop here!

<!--[if !vml]-->dont touch yourself.jpg<!--[endif]-->
If there's one thing we don't need help with...

<!--[if !vml]-->no break dancing.jpg<!--[endif]-->
No break dancing!

<!--[if !vml]-->for getting off.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Time limit for teenage boys: 15 seconds.

<!--[if !vml]-->china eastern.jpg<!--[endif]-->
'See you after the flight, Mom.'

<!--[if !vml]-->please do not stay here.jpg<!--[endif]-->
Should be in front of half the hotels in town.

<!--[if !vml]-->braised dork.jpg<!--[endif]-->
The dork is delicious, not too sure about the barboo...